Which is worse?

This is suppose to be a true story from a Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to hold his wedding ring cut stale from his male anatomy.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring contained by his pants pocket and she get so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his pee pee while he be asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring get on your thang
3) Or finding out your manhood fits through your wedding ring.Which is worse?
Hum... I hear that story too. Thats a tuffy. They're all pretty unsatisfactory. Worlds kind of messed up it would give the impression of being.
3
I guess I'd say 2 is the worst.
No woman should enjoy to withstand that kind of disrespect.